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The Shoggoth — Artisan Textile Sculpture

Shoggoth's Craft

Currently available from 2 artisans — more coming

Design concept — not a finished product photo

Amorphous body, multiple eyes, varied tentacles, detachable smiley mask. 3D model in progress — final design details coming soon.

Product photos will appear here once the first artisan collaboration is complete. Artisan portfolio examples will be added as artisans are confirmed.

The concept

The Shoggoth meme — made real. By hand. In fabric.

The Shoggoth is the AI community's defining visual: an amorphous, tentacled intelligence wearing a cheerful smiley face. It's how the community talks about what AI actually is versus how it's presented. Everyone in AI knows this image.

This is that creature — rendered as an extremely elaborate textile sculpture. Not a simplified version. Not a cartoon. A meme-faithful, one-of-one commission handcrafted by a skilled textile artisan. Amorphous green body with varied tentacles of different sizes, multiple watchful eyes, two small tusks, and a detachable wooden smiley face mask. ~44cm tall, ~60cm deep — beautiful tension. Neither cute nor creepy dominates. The smiley face hides something. You already know what.

Each piece is a one-of-one commission. Same design parameters, different hands. Different artisans bring different textile traditions — embroidery, needle felting, mixed media construction. Every Shoggoth is unique because every artisan is.

Design parameters

Form Amorphous body — faithful to the Shoggoth meme
Tentacles Multiple, varied sizes — tentacles only, no arms
Eyes Multiple, varied placement — watchful, not cartoonish
Tusks Two small tusks — subtle, not exaggerated
Mask Detachable wooden smiley face — the literal meme
Size ~44cm height / ~60cm depth — target proportions (final dimensions pending 3D model)
Color Shoggoth-meme green baseline — artisan interprets
Aesthetic Beautiful tension — craft beauty meets eldritch form

Commission your Shoggoth

Currently available from

Each artisan brings their own textile tradition and pricing. You choose the maker whose work speaks to you.

Estimated from ~$550 — varies by artisan

What everything costs (and why $0 of it goes to us)

Artisan quotes pending — full cost breakdowns coming soon.

Artisan to be confirmed

Textile art — sculpture and mixed media construction

Price estimate pending

Cost Breakdown

MaterialsPending
Artisan laborPending
Artisan price Quote pending
ShoggothCraft margin$0

100% goes to the artisan

Estimated cost to you

Import duties Pending
Estimated shipping Pending
Estimated total cost Pending

Estimate may differ — duties set by customs.

Order from Artisan → Visit Artisan

New collaboration — first production run

Artisan to be confirmed

Textile artisan — details coming

Price estimate pending

Cost Breakdown

MaterialsPending
Artisan laborPending
Artisan price Quote pending
ShoggothCraft margin$0

100% goes to the artisan

Estimated cost to you

Import duties Pending
Estimated shipping Pending
Estimated total cost Pending

Estimate may differ — duties set by customs.

Order from Artisan → Visit Artisan

New collaboration — first production run

As with all handcrafted commissions, finished pieces reflect the artisan's interpretation. See the artisan's portfolio for style reference.

Duty and shipping estimates are based on publicly available tariff schedules and typical carrier rates. Actual duties are assessed by your country's customs authority and may differ. ShoggothCraft provides these estimates as an informational courtesy — we do not collect duties or guarantee costs. You are the importer of record for international orders.

Clicking "Order from [Artisan]" opens a pre-drafted email in your email client. Your message is forwarded to the artisan via a @shoggothcraft.com address — they reply directly to you. ShoggothCraft does not read, store, or access any emails. Your order is with the artisan, not with ShoggothCraft.

Prices are approximate and based on the artisan's last-known rates. Final price — including shipping to your location — will be confirmed directly by the artisan when you place your order.

How ordering works

You email the artisan. They send you a quote.

Click "Order from [Artisan Name]" to send a pre-drafted email. Your message is forwarded to the artisan via a @shoggothcraft.com address — they reply directly to you. ShoggothCraft does not read, store, or access any emails.

The artisan typically responds within 2–3 business days. If you don't hear back, check your spam folder or email us at shoggothcraft@gmail.com.

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